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What kind of weirdos favorite this tweet? 4 of them. “@Alyssa_Milano: Paparazzi just stalked my 5 month old baby at the airport.” [jash42]
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RT @funnyordie: Radio station pledge drives sound as pathetic as begging for sex. Probably equally effective too. [jash42]
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Reminder: There is only one animal with magical powers to control the weather. All others are ripoffs like GoBots or the car Voltron. [jash42]
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Love, peace, and soul. [jash42]
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Today is the first day of Fast Food Free February. [jash42]
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RT @Andy_Staples: What does Les Miles have to do with this? RT @ItsShaqThompson: Let hatters hate [jash42]
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RT @kellyoxford: Kind of amazing that Morrissey never killed himself. [jash42]
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Derrick Todd Lee has artwork being sold online?!?!? Why is this dude still alive? [jash42]
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“@SamHasToTellYou: #thatawkwardmoment WHEN YOUR STOMACH GROWLS AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A FART.” Happens to me all the time. [jash42]
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I can't get these ankle socks to stay above my heels. #firstworldproblems [jash42]
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Efff! Jericho almost did it. [jash42]
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RT @thecajunboy: It's hard to believe that "The Kige Ramsey Show" is 5 years old today. Shine on you crazy diamond. http://t.co/TKbq6n6H [jash42]
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This girl outside of CVS hit me up for $4 for tampons. I didn't really believe her, but it made me laugh, so I gave it to her. [jash42]
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The custodian at work called me "boss" this morning. Pretty sure he didn't mean it like I am Rick Ross. [jash42]
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If someone claims to be "93% fluent in Spanish," that just makes them 100% pretentious d-bag, right? [jash42]
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Saw that JC Penney has the big & tall section next to ladies intimates. We're one step closer to the Mansierre. [jash42]
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Some days I'm disappointed that we can't use The Force. [jash42]
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Sitting at basketball practice wondering if NBA teams schedule practice for 10:30ish. [jash42]
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Don't celebrate this whole SOPA is Dead thing yet. These things have a way of getting amended to bills that protect baby seals. [jash42]
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It amuses me that @klout says I am an influencer on the topic of "white people." I must be correcting @TonyKingisFunny too much. [jash42]
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Etta James done gone to glory. [jash42]
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“@EverythingLibra: A #Libra continues to argue when they care, a silent #Libra doesen't give af or has lost all interest.” #truth [jash42]
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Did Clay just say J. Edgar Hoover was a president? @TonyKingisFunny [jash42]
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I'm about to lose my indie music cred, but Lana Del Ray sucks. Did her dad buy time on SNL for this? [jash42]
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Just kicked my wife out of the living room for using "hunky" to describe Neville from Harry Potter. #NotInMyHouse [jash42]
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“@PeterBurnsRadio: #Broncos #2 WR for Sunday has 19 catches for the entire season.” That's a month of completions for Tebow. #joke [jash42]
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I'm waiting for Vinny to hit Pauly D with a "I wish I knew how to quit you." #JerseyShore [jash42]
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What's the matter with this chick's lips on Mob Wives??? [jash42]
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Did LSU even practice since the UGA game? [jash42]
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That's NOT a valid fair catch signal. [jash42]
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RT @PeterBurnsRadio: Had Jarrett Lee started a game like this, his ass would be on the bench. [jash42]
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Jordan Jefferson walked off the field with that Rich face. @TonyKingisFunny knows what I'm talking about. [jash42]
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LSU is 2 for 2 with quarterbacks mentally checked out at the half. We need the #ZachAttack. [jash42]
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“@PeterBurnsRadio: For the record, Germany asked for a rematch. How did that work out?” LOL [jash42]
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The redhead said you shred the cello. #DeLunaFest [jash42]
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